Good and Evil?

Guest

A comparison of the Forces of Good and Evil in Bisbee.

The self identified Forces of "Good" are mostly:
>unemployed
>unelectable
>on public assistance
>socially myopic
>politically ambiguous
>manufactures of gossip and misinformation

They have:
>prevented the enactment of needed zoning laws
>tried to disrupt local government
>provided nothing to the city tax base
>petitioned for removal of elected officials
>caused chaos and expense to the city
>spent untold hours manufacturing tempests in teapots

Whereas those they call the Forces of "Evil":
>have used their life or education to accomplish something
>contributed to the city and state tax base
>returned something to their community
>saved for their own retirement
>volunteered in public charities

The Forces of "Evil" have:
>held regular employment
>saved the city hundreds of thousands of dollars
>worked to overcome years of neglect
>demonstrated team work and productivity
>risen above personal crisis
>presented a positive impression of Bisbee

Guest

Ain't it the truth

Guest

"Ain't it the truth?"

Frankly, no. It's a mass of stereotype and unwarranted attack, a compendium of assertions and lies, and generally full of whatever he ate day before yesterday.

Guest

Yes those are horrible lies about the "Evil" residents, but what can you do but consider the source?

Guest

but what can you do but consider the source?

You're the source Philo, it appears you're an idiot.

Guest

Oh, an idiot you say?

Brilliant repartee sir!

Guest

You are totally correct Philo. BTW wonder if anyone has another one of those fun e-mails.

Guest

Every time there's an attack or lie about someone, I suspect another skeleton is going to fall out of someone's closet.

Guest

Brilliant repartee sir!

I figured a mouth breather like you could understand!

Guest

Wow! Mouth breather. Did you have to look that up?

The Bisbee Avenger · Subject: Re: Good and Evil? Sat Aug 23, 2008 8:32 pm

Philo wrote:

Every time there's an attack or lie about someone, I suspect another skeleton is going to fall out of someone's closet.

A BIG one darn near JUMPED outta JC's closet today, and started running around screaming at the top of it's lungs, "my bisquits are burning!!!"

Guest

I think I ripped my beer through my nose on that one.
What an image!

Guest

I am guessing that the City would not be overjoyed if they
knew that I have full access to the Arizona Appellate
Handbook. I have a "wee bit" of experience pulling
necessary information from books.

- J

Bajo aviso no hay engaño. (After fair warning, there is no deceit.)