Jack Cannon And The Legendary ERB

The Bisbee Avenger · Subject: Jack Cannon And The Legendary ERB Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:05 am

Over on topix.net, I started a thread about “erb” and asked, “What does that stand for? Anyone wanna guess?”

Poor Jack Cannon had a panic attack when DiM Wilson weighed in with an opinion, and told DiM, “Charo, check your e-mail for full disclosure and relevant documentation.”

Talk about backpeddling and getting stories straight!

But, that’s not the way I recall it. Jack MAY be telling the “truth” if one also thinks that Bill Clinton told the truth when he lectured us on what the meaning of the word “is” is.

But, he didn’t send me any PMs “carefully explaining” any ERB insults he had directed at me.

He was talking about someone else.

Stay tuned! More to come!

Guest

Oh dear does this mean a bit of senile dementia is going on?

The Bisbee Avenger · Subject: Re: Jack Cannon And The Legendary ERB Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:56 pm

TOM TOM wrote:

Oh dear does this mean a bit of senile dementia is going on?

THAT, or the effects of too much booze, combined with advanced age, are getting to him. hammered

Guest

Yeah, the memory lapses may start small, like forgetting what they've said to whom. Then they start drinking more to counteract the depression. Then the next thing you know ..BAM...they're wandering around without their dentures and drooling alot.

Guest

WOW!!! This is some riveting stuff here.

The Bisbee Avenger · Subject: Re: Jack Cannon And The Legendary ERB Thu Jul 10, 2008 8:45 pm

Buzz wrote:

WOW!!! This is some riveting stuff here.

Almost as DEEP and INTERESTING and ENLIGHTENING as the profound conversations that take place at St. Elmos?

Thanks! Ya know, Buzz, when you aren't sticking that huge jaw out, yammering away and threating to beat people into bloody pulps, you almost sound human!

Guest

Whine little bitch, whine.
Just remember, the last real job you had was cleaning the toilets at St Elmo. Fired from ReMax, fired from Adult Probation. Must be rough depending on cake money.

The Bisbee Avenger · Subject: Re: Jack Cannon And The Legendary ERB Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:37 pm

Buzz wrote:

Whine little bitch, whine.
Just remember, the last real job you had was cleaning the toilets at St Elmo. Fired from ReMax, fired from Adult Probation. Must be rough depending on cake money.

Good lord, I'm being accused of having been fired from multiple jobs by a dirtbag bartender at the sleaziest, most urine-soaked bar in all of Arizona! hammered

Oh, well, with his childish "magical thinking," maybe he thinks that saying something is true will MAKE it true.

Guest

Ahhh...but it is true...you know it and so do I (and MANY others)

The Bisbee Avenger · Subject: Re: Jack Cannon And The Legendary ERB Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:59 pm

Buzz wrote:

Ahhh...but it is true...you know it and so do I (and MANY others)

I'm sure that you - and "MANY others" - may also feel that the earth is flat. But that doesn't change the fact that the earth is round.

But, if you'd like to offer up some PROOF that I was fired from ReMax and/or adult probation, be my guest. Of course, you will be expected to cite your sources and reference your documentation.

(But that will be a hard task for you to accomplish, for as you know, there IS no proof - nor CAN there be, since I've NEVER been fired from, or asked to resign from, a job in my life.)

The Bisbee Avenger · Subject: Re: Jack Cannon And The Legendary ERB Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:05 pm

At this point, I think we can safely conclude that it is TRUE that Jack Cannon sent me PMs about ERB that were in reference to Jeff Harris.

He won't deny it - he CAN'T deny it.

I think he's worried about what his fair-weather Gulch Gestapo friends will think of him, if it comes to appear as though he's been cooperating with the hated Bisbee Avenger!

Guest

You are a liar. It was quite easy to find out what happened.
Again, you are a liar.

The Bisbee Avenger · Subject: Re: Jack Cannon And The Legendary ERB Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:08 pm

Buzz wrote:

You are a liar. It was quite easy to find out what happened.
Again, you are a liar.

I see you have used the past tense, " It WAS quite easy to find out what happened."

So, what's your version? Have the guts to post it. And please, cite your sources.

Guest

Yes, it WAS quite easy.
You are a liar.

The Bisbee Avenger · Subject: Re: Jack Cannon And The Legendary ERB Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:11 pm

Come on, Mr. Buzz. Back up your claims with FACTS. We're all waiting.