Hi, There!

The Bisbee Avenger · Subject: Re: Hi, There! Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:34 am

Jack wrote:

It's not as though the threat of violence has never issued forth from your puffy little lips, is it? Hitmen, "pleasant screams", burning beds, "double-tapped"; any of those ring a bell, binky? Now, of course, you wish us to understand that you eschew all of your traditional threatening behaviors? binky, you are the creature our mothers told us was not really under the bed.

OK, your wish is my command. You have succeeded in provoking a reaction. I'm coming down to Bisbee for Thanksgiving. While there, I'm coming over to see you, and we will "discuss" this in person.
(That's what you want, right?)

Guest

OK, your wish is my command. You have succeeded in provoking a reaction. I'm coming down to Bisbee for Thanksgiving. While there, I'm coming over to see you, and we will "discuss" this in person.
(That's what you want, right?)

How's about me sweety?????

The Bisbee Avenger · Subject: Re: Hi, There! Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:42 am

Buzz wrote:

OK, your wish is my command. You have succeeded in provoking a reaction. I'm coming down to Bisbee for Thanksgiving. While there, I'm coming over to see you, and we will "discuss" this in person.
(That's what you want, right?)

How's about me sweety?????

We knew that would flush you out, pig.

Guest

We knew that would flush you out, pig.

How's about me sweety???

The Bisbee Avenger · Subject: Re: Hi, There! Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:01 pm

Buzz wrote:

We knew that would flush you out, pig.

How's about me sweety???

I'm afraid you'll have to settle for sloppy seconds. (But, you're used to that, yes?)

Jack · Subject: Oh, really? Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:39 pm

For this I am supposed to be thankful? But call if you've lost my address; we'll have another of our usual charming conversations, and I'll give you instructions. Meanwhile, you'll pardon me if I'm not exactly petrified....

The Bisbee Avenger · Subject: Re: Hi, There! Mon Oct 27, 2008 1:59 pm

Jack wrote:

For this I am supposed to be thankful? But call if you've lost my address; we'll have another of our usual charming conversations, and I'll give you instructions. Meanwhile, you'll pardon me if I'm not exactly petrified....

Excellent. I look forward to it, and to making you my bitch, yet again.

Admin · Admin Number of posts: 25 Registration date: 2008-01-19

Please do not import your flame war from TOPIX to this forum.

Jack · Subject: Oh, I dunno..... Mon Oct 27, 2008 3:06 pm

Just a clarification, binky: Should you actually show up at my doorstep, I will "trespass" you only and at once; I will then call the police and report your uninvited presence on my property.
Let there be no pretense that you are welcome to appear and harass me.
Clear?

Jack · Subject: Okay.... Mon Oct 27, 2008 3:11 pm

Admin wrote:

Please do not import your flame war from TOPIX to this forum.

I'm now out of here; I trust binky will heed the caution.

The Bisbee Avenger · Subject: Re: Hi, There! Mon Oct 27, 2008 3:45 pm

Jack wrote:

Admin wrote:

Please do not import your flame war from TOPIX to this forum.

I'm now out of here; I trust binky will heed the caution.

GOODBY Jack. Keep it on Topix.

The Bisbee Avenger · Subject: Re: Hi, There! Mon Oct 27, 2008 3:47 pm

Jack wrote:

Just a clarification, binky: Should you actually show up at my doorstep, I will "trespass" you only and at once; I will then call the police and report your uninvited presence on my property.
Let there be no pretense that you are welcome to appear and harass me.
Clear?

I see you've rethought your gambit of provokation. Good move on your part.

Guest

My offer still stands.

Guest

This whole thing stinks of bull hockey. Is it typical for the victims to stalk their antagonist?

The Bisbee Avenger · Subject: Re: Hi, There! Tue Oct 28, 2008 12:04 pm

TOM TOM wrote:

This whole thing stinks of bull hockey. Is it typical for the victims to stalk their antagonist?

Rarely, but it does happen from time to time.
Reminds me of something similar, like the time I read a news story about a burglar who was breaking into a school, and fell though a skylight. He sued the school for damages because he was the "victim" of an unsafe skylight design.